Lyrics

Well Maisy Green was a simple farmer's daughter
But her beauty was devastating alarming
Golden hair and eyes of blue blue violet
Little freckles and pouty pink lips and a
voom-voom figure that wouldn't quit
She was the belle of the county, and all of the young men were in love, boom-boom

One by one in a long long line, with hopeful smiles and shaved-face shines
They drove up to the house, hoping Miss Maisy voom-voom would join them for a drive
Instead they'd see her pretty little pout, peeking out the window and hear her shout, no no no!

I'd rather stay in my jammies, cuddle with my cat
Drink all the tea in China, take a nice hot bath
Before I'd go on a date in that, in that vroom-vroom
I'd wait till winter melts into the spring before I'd get into, well whatcha call that thing?
No-oh I would not be caught dead in that vroom-vroom

Larry Johnson in a limousine, Benny Brown in a green machine
Joe Garcia in a souped-up chevy, turned away with their hearts all heavy
A laundry van and low-low rider
A beat-up truck and a hot jaguar
Maisy rolled her eyes, tossed her hair and walked away, voom-voom
Well she had her pick of the crop, she only had to choose
She could take her time, she had nothing to lose
But her Daddy was tired of the calls and the letters and the pinin' and the whinin'
Maisy, please, just choose a guy, I'd like a little peace before I die, she said no, no no!

I'd rather stay in my jammies, cuddle with my cat
Drink all the tea in China, take a nice hot bath
Before I'd go on a date in that, in that vroom-vroom
I'd wait till winter melts into the spring
before I'd get into, whatcha call that thing?
No-oh I would not be caught dead
in that ~
Wait! What is that? What make a girl's heart boom-boom-boom
Getting on the back of a zoom-zoom-zoom ~C'mon!
Let's go let's get on the road tonite, Maisy get on the back and hold on tight
Feel your heart beating fast going boom-boom-boom on the back of a sweet silver zoom
Let's go let's get on the road tonite, Baby get on the back and hold on tight
Feel your heart beating fast going boom-boom-boom on the back of a sweet silver zoom
A little boom-boom story of a voom-voom girl on a zoom!